Sure, he ends up chewing on a few pages of it, because he’s dying of thirst and starving. And after kicking and shooting at windows, dismantling doors, tearing up carpet and what not, this accomplished car thief finally does what no man ever wants to do. I mean, the guy’s been stuck inside this inescapable SUV for over two days. Women viewers? We know you’re going to roll your eyes, so just get on with it. Men watching “4×4” might breathe a sigh of relief when Ciro, trapped inside a locked-and-bulletproof Toyota Highlander, reaches into the glove compartment and consults the owner’s manual.
